He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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