it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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