You smell like stripper and shame
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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