I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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