They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I can't turn off my feet"
The feeling are messing with the penis
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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