the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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