you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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