Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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