your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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