Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
sex in a hospital.. check
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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