Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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