i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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