Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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