She said her name was "party"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Dear god my vagina.
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