Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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