Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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