I feel like I'm in dance class right now
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
