Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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