6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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