Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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