She announced her abortion via fbk
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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