seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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