New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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