Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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