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(647): View more from Ontario

Your tits are I can't wait for

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(901): View more from Tennessee

god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20

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(904): View more from Florida

youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb

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(816): View more from Missouri

apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.

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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"

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