I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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