and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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