One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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