At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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