I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
