going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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