Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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