Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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