I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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