First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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