Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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