think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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