he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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