Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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