love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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