the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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