I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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