Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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