I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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