Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It's never too late to be topless.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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