There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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