Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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