"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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