So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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