So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
