I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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