I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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