she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
cat food counts as protein by the way
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
