so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
